Just a straight-up subway riding Sol token, with one ethos – “Be Excellent to Each Other”.
In a matrix of artificial pumps, Keanu sees the darkness spreading, through the grifters and the bad actors, enraged, the Wick in him reaches for the clip. But Keanu remembers he is a good actor & flips the script.
Keanu is a good boy, the golden dog of Sol. Keanu kneels down at the roadside of the rekt, and gives back. Just like on his movie sets he feeds those that do good. Keanu memes go hard, but stay humble.
It’s time to take the red pill, follow the 5 Commandments of Keanu, shitpost and share good vibes. Master yourself and master the charts. Only then will you see the green pump.